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The collective noun for someone in possession of many toolish features or aspects of their personality. One with a high level of toolism.
Ben: That guy over there is a loser.
Lachie: An absolute toolkit if i don't say so myself.
by the snow diz June 08, 2007
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A gathering of two to five tools. See toolshed.
A: How about when I got on the elevator this morning right before the doors shut three of the most obnoxious partners at the firm got on?

B: Are you kidding? I love starting the morning in a toolkit.
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A super-idiot. Whereas a normal idiot is a tool, a complete idiot is the entire tool kit.
Remember that geek from university? He was a complete tool kit.
by Ian Chode August 12, 2004
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The entire male gonad package.
I try to keep my toolkit healthy. I always use a rubber when I fuck.
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Something I'm good at being. I also do toolbag, toolshed, toolbox, and tool factory just as well if somebody don't like tools.
Welcome to the tool factory, I see you brought the toolkit with you to hammer some nails back in their places.
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