carl wayne

Someone that has had 2 DUI’s, lost their license and now they can’t drive. This is derived from the song White Trash Story by Casey Donahew.

Rick: Hey Jacob, Kim doesn’t drink, let’s get her to be the designated driver to the concert?

Jacob: Nah man, she’s Carl Wayne...

carl wayne by Rick Clean Crack September 5, 2019

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carlayne

Carlayne is the strongest person you will ever meet, she has been through a lot but is the strongest and kindest human being you will ever meet. Words can’t explain how pretty and strong this amazing beautiful girl is. Even though she can be a crippled granny but that’s okay cause she is the sweetest most generous girl in the world.

Carlayne is the strongest girl in the world.

Carlayne is a crippled granny crustation.

carlayne by Crusty Crippled granny January 28, 2020

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carlayne

The best person in the world she is the strongest person you will ever meet. She is beautiful and always there for you when you need her. She gives the best advice and always knows how to make you smile whenever. Sometimes she can be a crippled granny crustation but that’s okay. You still got to love her❤️💕

Carlayne is a crippled granny
Carlayne is so beautiful

carlayne by Crusty Crippled granny January 28, 2020

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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