Carl, Carl usually has nipple boners and boners. Carl is a beaver, Carl is usually the loudest and happiest in the group, group of friends. Carl's usually have lemon yellow teeth and wants to get cum white teeth. Whenever Carl smiles he looks like a donkey.

Carl's usually likes touching other people's mouth. They like Ariana Grande and Cardi B
"Why are yellow Carl"
"Be quiet, I want cum white teeth."
by Miguel Longface September 9, 2020
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Carl is a thirsty overprotective boyfriend virgin who won’t let his girl out of 5 ft of him. He’s usually autistic af and does asmr into his girl’s ear.
Hey see that weirdo over there what is he doing?
Oh he’s just a Carl that’s his thing
Oh ok
by Autistic Legend27 February 2, 2019
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Carl is white.
Random person 1:Wow look a white dude
Random person 2: ahem** that’s a Carl
by Shotdogsheshot September 9, 2019
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A fat, slovenly, mouth breather that always wears sweatpants and sandals and has food stains on shirt.

they are the human equivalent of an armpit. They often smell like shit and are dumb as fuck.

Can be male or female but female must also have facial hair to be in the "Carl" class

They are usually found as towtruck drivers, computer repair specialist, plumbers, security guards and homeless people.
(Fat ass eating cheetos) "Can I help ya?" (burp!)

me: " What a fucking Carl"
by ha;lsdkhg January 6, 2017
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The most hot guy you will ever meet. Easton is in love with this hunk. Josh and Eric are too.
by BruhitsHmmmmm November 17, 2019
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A banjo playing headstanding kinda guy. The kind of man you want to have babies with but still fuck every afternoon. Sings the whole song. Whiskey is his krytponite.
Carl got a new baby sling. It’s got a place for the baby’s bottle and for his.
by Channing April 25, 2018
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