Annoying, And Retarded but can be funny. Will do anything you tell him NOT to.
Guy: Man i hate carl
by .Aye.Mami. March 12, 2018
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Carl is the type of guy that treats his girl like a princess!! all Carl is a guy that is always handsome, Loves excitement and travel. and new things!! Carl is a man that all girls want, his way through life is creative

intelligent, great lover, sexy, humble!!

He Always has a SUPER DICK, you never know until you see and try. And just fall in love with CARL!!

Man of unpatrolled sexiness! Can pull women in his sleep!

If you have a carl , you are lucky just enjoy HIM!!
If you have a carl , you are lucky!! Just enjoy HIM!!
I am Dating CARL!!
by LOLko065 November 8, 2018
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Carl is a very handsome man with a very big dick.He likes to treat his women like a queen. He also is a family friendly person with a great sense of humour Carl is very social person.He likes to spend time with his family and his friends.Carl has a lot of money and he’ll be able to buy you anything
What’s that there ? It’s a Carl I heard he has a big dick and lots of money

I want a Carl

I would love to be his I bet he’ll treat me like a queen
by Ya man like javid January 22, 2018
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Usually a name given to people with small genitals, A "Carl" is somebody who scrumps for a living and enjoys the smell of his own farts
Danny: Dude you farted
Chris: I know, I Carl'd it
by Pete R Harris August 19, 2009
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Carl is pretty much a variable, and can mean almost anything.
1. a huge spiral crap in the toilet
2. taking a huge crap in the toilet
3. flirting with girls or guys
4. expressing great disgust
5. expresses great surprise
1. Go check out this Carl that i just laid in the toilet!
2. -Where is Mike?
-Oh he is Carling in the bathroom!
3. Tonight I am going to carl with my girlfriend at her house.
4. That was so much carl that I Natho couldn't eat that whole turkey neck! I paid to see that!
5. Oh my carl, did you see that?!?!
by Turkey neck May 9, 2006
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To be slow or to move or speak in a less than normal speed
"oooooohhhhhh nooooooooooooooo"
"What a Carl"
by aaaaaaron June 12, 2007
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the best friend you could ever ask for, she is so pretty and makes you laugh all the time, she will mess around with you whenever you want and she will always be there for you. Carl does some of the stupidest things too like forgetting to say half of the word or just making weird autistic movements with her arms. Get a friend like Carl.
Carl is a wittle boii
by kunz_swodey March 5, 2019
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