A stone cold motha fuckin pimp that only got 2 things on his mind get money and fuck bitches the rest is all irealivant
Damn dont fuck with nigga carl
by Chilla99292 August 23, 2008
Every bad word/name/insult ever created

Beats everything out there
John: Dude yur so god dam ANNOYING!

Chris: My Nigga yuhs a Carl!

John: Sad Face
by notmyrealname42 July 29, 2011
A guy who is really hot and seems really nice and cool, but really he is an annoying douche that no one wants to be bothered with.
Ugh I thought he was so cute, but he's actually just a Carl!
by acmagr November 08, 2010
A social outcast no one loves and has red hair. one is totally obvlious to life and cannot pick up women.
Just dont be a carl
No one loves a carl
by southparkbutterball September 17, 2010
A nickname for the rescued manatee at Seaworld that got its right fin cut off by a boat propeller after its mama manatee deserted it because it was mentally inept to live in the manatee world. "Carl" the manatee now stars in Seaworlds hit show "Freaks of the Sea" which has brought in a total income of $6 billion since it's debut in 1993, more than any Seaworld show in history. Some even call Carl the manatee the most lovable freak to ever swim the oceans blue.
"Aw, poor Carl can only swim in circles because he's missing a fin!"
by 673645tang April 02, 2009
Usually a name given to people with small genitals, A "Carl" is somebody who scrumps for a living and enjoys the smell of his own farts
Danny: Dude you farted
Chris: I know, I Carl'd it
by Pete R Harris August 19, 2009
To be slow or to move or speak in a less than normal speed
"oooooohhhhhh nooooooooooooooo"
"What a Carl"
by aaaaaaron June 12, 2007

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