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A human which is new. New babies are more desireable than old ones because they have fresh and exciting modern features, such as power steering. Contact your local baby dealer for more information.
I part exchanged my old baby for this new one.
by squidman January 02, 2004
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a baby just born implying that it is indeed new and not like the old baby- where is that thing?
let me hold the new baby while i step on the old one.
by alex December 28, 2003
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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