When i first met Carl i did not have a clue about what i was getting into. Nor could i even imagine what feelings i was capable of. What started off as uncommitted fun flirty superficial playtime slowly turned into hard up and down angels and demons tragic beauty painful bliss. I won't go into detail but Carl surely had a huge impact on me and the way i see things.
Maybe i was too immature to appreciate him, too scared of getting hurt, too insecure, too too too
What i know now is that Carl was the best thing ever happened to me (along with my beautiful kids), the time was not right, our minds were not ripe, it made me refuse to ever say goodbye.
Maybe i was too immature to appreciate him, too scared of getting hurt, too insecure, too too too
What i know now is that Carl was the best thing ever happened to me (along with my beautiful kids), the time was not right, our minds were not ripe, it made me refuse to ever say goodbye.
by Krkič May 31, 2019
Carl, is a type of guy who’s always cracking bad jokes, making puns or never take a situation serious.
(This term is mostly used in the military.)
(This term is mostly used in the military.)
Carl looking through binoculars: negative sir, no fucks located.
Sergeant: shut the fuck up, Carl!
Flips tank:
Carl: like a good neighbor, State farm is there.
Sergeant: shut up, Carl!
Sergeant: shut the fuck up, Carl!
Flips tank:
Carl: like a good neighbor, State farm is there.
Sergeant: shut up, Carl!
by Subscribetobirdman April 27, 2018
A homicidal sociopath llama, who has an unnerving cravin for death and human flesh, known to have single handedly killed hundreds of thousands of people. Some crimes include a nuclear bomb strike on an entire city and the sinking of a cruise ship
Lookat carl over there
by Epickiller10 February 3, 2015
A boy age 11-15 who never stays in the house and is a bad ass kiking zombie/walker slayer and is The Kid
by alex4444 April 5, 2015
by Jinmyd February 24, 2015
carl is the cutest cat you will ever meet. He is kind, generous, playful, and more. He lays on your chest at night and goes on walks in the daytime.
by boohbahbaby123_ April 19, 2020
A man that many have come to like. Although he is exceptionally great at speaking from his arse and loves to do it 6 times every 5 seconds. He is also a little nipple and likes to hold a crush over someone he claims not to like. All in all he’s a good lad with a shot haircut.
by Naming peeps R us December 21, 2017