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A guy that does not care about anyone but himself. He is only looking out for number 1. Usually a jerk and with red hair and light skin.
Man that idiot is such a carl.
by Carrie112355 February 01, 2009
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Guys that have the name carl are generally assholes, jerks, and bitches to girls. They are very easy to be able to get into a fight with. They tend to think all girls are whores and are desperate. They usually have blonde hair and brown/green eyes.
girl: Ciarra, isn't Carl really hot?
by Tinky-winky March 21, 2009
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To be slow or to move or speak in a less than normal speed
"oooooohhhhhh nooooooooooooooo"
"What a Carl"
by aaaaaaron June 12, 2007
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A homicidal sociopath llama, who has an unnerving cravin for death and human flesh, known to have single handedly killed hundreds of thousands of people. Some crimes include a nuclear bomb strike on an entire city and the sinking of a cruise ship
by Epickiller10 February 03, 2015
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THAT. fucking guy. Always wants sex but rarely gets any, and is attracted to virtually any individual with a vagina. enjoys weird sexual fantasies, involving unsanitary acts on the female vagina. A good guy to have around when you've been single for too long and are desperate as all fuck.
He is such a Carl...
by Carl<3 June 12, 2011
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A nickname for the rescued manatee at Seaworld that got its right fin cut off by a boat propeller after its mama manatee deserted it because it was mentally inept to live in the manatee world. "Carl" the manatee now stars in Seaworlds hit show "Freaks of the Sea" which has brought in a total income of $6 billion since it's debut in 1993, more than any Seaworld show in history. Some even call Carl the manatee the most lovable freak to ever swim the oceans blue.
"Aw, poor Carl can only swim in circles because he's missing a fin!"
by 673645tang April 02, 2009
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a crazed, violent llama who has a long history of violence and is a phycopathic character on youtube.
carlllllllllllll you just toppled the south american government
by llamathefish December 23, 2010
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