fat ass titties. formally FATs or FATTIES but since you can't say the word fat around girls a code name was needed. created during rush by a non-functional member of society who goes by the name of alex.
"check out this girl walking by man"
"carls!!!"
by Justy May 02, 2007
THAT. fucking guy. Always wants sex but rarely gets any, and is attracted to virtually any individual with a vagina. enjoys weird sexual fantasies, involving unsanitary acts on the female vagina. A good guy to have around when you've been single for too long and are desperate as all fuck.
He is such a Carl...
by Carl<3 June 12, 2011
A boy age 11-15 who never stays in the house and is a bad ass kiking zombie/walker slayer and is The Kid
Carl stay in the house
by alex4444 April 05, 2015
A useless person that's knows nothing about everything! Thinks he's always right!
Oh that Carl is chatting crap again.
by Jinmyd February 24, 2015
A homicidal sociopath llama, who has an unnerving cravin for death and human flesh, known to have single handedly killed hundreds of thousands of people. Some crimes include a nuclear bomb strike on an entire city and the sinking of a cruise ship
Lookat carl over there
by Epickiller10 February 03, 2015
Generally holds all emotions internally. He tends to be selfish until he finds that right woman to live his life with then he gives his all to his wife and child(ren).

Very much in love with himself. Takes pride in his appearance and the appearance of who ever he is with at the time. Can be shallow when it comes to his women.

Very sex obsessed. Some call him a nymphomaniac. Great in the sac and knows it.
That Carl won't let anyone know what he's really feeling
by peacockgirl December 15, 2011
Carl Brutananadilewski lives next door to the Aqua Teens. He is a great fan of classic rock. He loves the New York Giants. He truly enjoys watching and downloading porn. He loves to order hot wings, jalapeños, and beer till he farts blood. His neatly cut lawn, pool, car, and probably his entire house is always being invaded or trashed by Meatwad or Shake or even Frylock. His situation could be compared to Squidward from Spongebob for Carl does not like his neighbors and is annoyed by them but he simply cannot see himself living elsewhere. Poor Carl is constantly being hurt or even killed by unfortunate circumstances such as being shot in the chest with a flaming arrow by Ted Nugent. In the end though Carl is just Carl.

He may very well be the greatest character ever to be created.
Carl: No! L-L-L-L-ook at my hair! SEXY ROCKIN A LITTLE HARDER NOW YEAAHHH!

boom damn ba doo doo! boom damn ba doo! boom boom DAM!
(SOLO)
WIDELEEEEEE WAAHHHH

WIDELEEE WIDELLEE WIDDEELLEE WAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Old Broad: Oh baby, that's rockin!

Carl: Yeah...yeah...I wrote that. it's called i wanna rock your body (till the break of dawn)

Old Broad: That's beautiful. It's like poetry.
by sirloin July 02, 2007

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