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Caremondá 

Literally "dick face"

The full phrase is "cara de mondá" where cara=face and mondá=dick (the accent over "á" indicates a stress at the end of the word; the stronger the stress and the wider you open your mouth, the greater the effect)

A curse used by the Caribbean people in Colombia. It has no real meaning whatsoever and, like almost all the curses in Colombian Caribbean, it is not insulting by itself but depending on the context and the tone used.
Friendly use:
Habla, caremondá (what's up, dick face)
Dile al caremondá ese que venga ya enseguida (tell that dick face to come now ASAP)

Insulting use:
¡Cuál es la malparida vaina tuya caremondá! (what's your fucking problem you dick face!)
¡Ven y dímelo en mi cara, CAREMONDÁ! (come and tell that to my face, DICK FACE!)
Caremondá by La Solitaria January 6, 2011
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Caremonda 

From the Caribbean coast of Colombia. Literally it defines someone whose face looks like a penis. It is used to make fun of someone's face
Ese muchacho caremonda
Caremonda by jda.qv November 17, 2018
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Caremonda 

A caremonda is a dickface, or dickhead! Monda is the definition of dick. It is mostly used by coastal people in Colombia.
Ese caremonda es un hijoeputa!
Caremonda by Deus Montemayor July 2, 2018

caremonistly

a fast young person who goes through problems with ex the relationship and only have a little hope in it and the couple show it off by play fighting and smiling when interacting with each other
savion think of girls caremonistly
caremonistly by POWER! April 15, 2019

caremonda 

direct translation from spanish would be dickface, this is a colombian insult coming from the coast region, you use it when someone is behaving like an asshole piece of shit.
eres un caremonda, no me vuelvas a hablar mamaguevo (you are a dickface, dont talk me ever again dicksucker)
caremonda by hakovo a las 3 am January 12, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026