Cardano

Global Financial System Stack 2.0 - The most ambitious, provably-secure and theoretically-sound blockchain project in the cryptocurrency space. Named after Gerolamo Cardano, a famous 15th century Italian polymath and professional gambler who exploited his thorough understanding of probability to win consistently.

Geez, I'm so glad I invested in Cardano before the catastrophic financial collapse as a result of over ten years of quantitative easing experiments!

Cardano by Zenarchism October 17, 2018

Johnny Cardano 

Gay! Tough guy with a big heart. Can deadlift twice his body weight but self obsessed with his own dick.

See that meat head Johnny Cardano, he’s gay!

Johnny Cardano by Shallow balls November 23, 2021

Cardan 

**may contain spoilers** Cardan is one of the main characters in the Cruel prince (folk of the air) fantasy enemy’s to lovers book series by Holly Black narrated in first person by Jude. He is a faerie prince who later becomes a king and has a love affair with Jude, a fearless human girl who was raised in Elfhame rather than the human world.

“Cardan kisses me hard, with a kind of devouring desperation, fingers digging into my hair.” p.309 (the cruel prince)

Cardan by auspiciousduck March 31, 2021

cardaholic

A man who receives more Christmas or birthday cards is angrily labelled this by his jealous, childish wife.

Flared-nostrilled jealous, childish wife: "Someone's become a cardaholic!"

cardaholic by Gruzzo July 20, 2006

Cardan 

furry.

cardans tail

Cardan by peepeepisspiss123 June 16, 2021

Cardaholic

A name given to the husband of a housewife thats pissed off by the fact that her husband got a birthday card from his son and grandson but she only got one from the husbands son. She will walk up the husband in the kitchen and yell to him; SOMEONE´S BECOME A CARDAHOLIC!!!!

MY DAD: Here dad, A card from me and a card from Alex. And a card from me for you Thurza.
THURZA(to Grandad Peter): SOMEONE´S BECOME A CARDAHOLIC!!!!

Cardaholic by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick April 26, 2009

Gina Carano

Only the most beautiful, sexy, cute, incredible wood-giving gorgeous woman to ever know how to professionally kick ass and has been referred to as the "face of women's MMA". She would pin any WWE diva (i would love to see that). Her MMA record was 7-0 until she fought a huge man known as cris cyborg with a nasty dick. Idk how they considered it a womens match, cyborg was probably a shemale tranny. Carano was in the show American Gladiators and was ironically nicknamed Crush since i would crush the shit out her fine ass cheeks. She could definitely be a top model considering Maxim has ranked her #16 in the hot 100 women of 2009. I'm planning on proposing sometime this year.

Irresistible male model - "Yo son who's that chick whoopin ass on tv?"

Young Stallion - "Idk nigga but if Mileena from Mortal Kombat was real, that would be her!"

Hot Stoner - "Hell yeah that broad ain't a dime she a quarter." -Takes puff off bleezy-

Handsome Dude - "Her name's Gina Carano don't forget it niggas!"

Gina Carano by the703king August 16, 2009