A twentysomething male whose chief purpose in life is to hang around secondary school gates in poorly modified "sportscars" eg.Vauxhall Nova, Ford Fiesta, in order to attract willing jailbait. Characterised by bumfluff moustache and cheap jewelry.
"He is a capridophile."
"Mum, can you wash my games kit? It's drenched with a capridophile's cock suds."
"Tom, stop humping that carpet. You'll get carpet burn u idiot!"
"I can't Steve - I really can't .. stop.. I just LOOOOVE the feel of the quality wool blend on my ....."
"You're such a carpephile Tom!"
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eat a.face turd.eat fun crap.eat waste ch00.eat a p00py h0m0.eat defecant h0m0. ad at c0pr0phagia.EAT TAB00 SHIT.SHARE SHIT.LITERAL ANUS.A SUN REAL LIT.105 SIGNED SHIT ASSH0LE PED0PHILE who G0T P0INT BUDDAH FUCKED.WHEN SHE SAYS BABY.176.SHIT ASSH0LE ANAL ALAN .SHITEATER FUCKING.176.PAGE.C0RNELL.PICHAI.CUM(WITH G0 FACE C0HEN J0HNS0N
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.