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Someone with an extreme love for carpets.
"Tom, stop humping that carpet. You'll get carpet burn u idiot!"
"I can't Steve - I really can't .. stop.. I just LOOOOVE the feel of the quality wool blend on my ....."
"You're such a carpephile Tom!"
by FunnyFukr March 20, 2007

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