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Candy Sack 

Balls. Junk. The stuff hanging from yer hips, if youre a guy. (or some girls too. All depends.) The male sex organs. They can sometimes be smelly.
Gays will find any excuse to lick the musky candy sack of another man, so now the gays are openly walking around with mistletoe strategically placed above their holly jollies in hopes that trains of suckling street homos will line up to give their package a peck under their zipper’s mistletoe. --christwire.org
Candy Sack by darthdinn December 27, 2011
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