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Castronaut 

An individual whose sole reason for visiting Cuba is to experience life on this lovely island while Fidel Castro is still in power.
Did you hear how much my cousin paid to visit Cuba?

I know... I know... that freakin' Castronaut still owes me 40 bucks. He tried to pay me with some shit-stained Cohibas!

He probably smuggled them in his poop shoot.

Wouldn't be the first time.
Castronaut by LaRobaNacas January 20, 2008
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Castronaut 

Inhabitant of the greatest co-op house the Berkeley Student Cooperative has ever seen, Andres Castro Arms. Those who have struck the perfect balance between having a beautiful house and engaging in all-out pirate insanity.
Davisaur: Who just pranked Davis house?

Castronaut: No idea, must have been Wolf! (with excellent poker face)

~~some moments later~~

Castronaut 1: Good job pranking Davis with us last night, man.

Castronaut 2: You too man. Let's head to The Loth and sauna it up.
Castronaut by golden130 March 29, 2011

Catastronaut

Somebody who is outfitted or launched into a catastrophe; Somebody in a catastrophe as an astronaut would be in space, surrounded by the unknown.
"wow, he's a true catastronaut . I could never work up the guts to have kids"
Catastronaut by Withoutahook;) December 20, 2021
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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