Caleb Turman 

1. Singer and guitarist for the band Forever the Sickest Kids.
2. The world's most enticing ginger to ever walk this earth.
3. The man.
4. Known to give a simply sweet embrace.
5. The absolute epitome of everything beautiful and worth living for.

1. Caleb Turman rules the universe. Your argument is invalid.

Caleb Turman by hurricane hayley July 25, 2010

Caleb Turman 

Guitarist, vocals, and lyricist for Forever the Sickest Kids. He's a fat ginger who is often found with Kyle Burns, his supposed gay lover. Rumored to be the father of Jac Vanek's non-existant child.

Did you see that chick yesterday? She was as fat as Caleb Turman

Caleb Turman by chubginger October 6, 2008