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Calabrian 

Person from Calabria, the southern-most region or the toe of Italy. People from Calabria typically have dark brown or black hair that is very thick, have fair to olive skin, and have green or brown eyes. Although these features or traits can be seen as stereotypes towards Calabrians and /or Sicilians and other southern Italians, they actually true in most cases. Such variations in complexion, hair color, and eye color are due to invasions, attacks, and settling of the Greeks, Arabs, Etruscans, Africans, and other tribes/peoples in southern Italy.
Joe: That kid Vincenzo's family is from Calabria and hes really hairy, but hes so pale! Shouldn't he be olive complected or have tan skin since he's Calabrian?

Lou: Not all Calabrians are darker skinned and hairy Lou. There were many invasions and settlings in Italy from light-skinned peoples and tribes, and dark-skinned peoples/tribes, which means different skin colors, eye colors, and just in general varied traits. Do some research pal. And by the way, that kid Cenzo looks Spanish in the summer he gets so tan.
Calabrian by SicilianoPaesano January 19, 2013

British Calabrian 

A resident or someone born in the Jane and Sheppard area of Toronto, Ontario, Canada also known as British Calabria.

Someone who is born in North America of Calabrian parents.
“Where do you live?”

“The Jane and Sheppard area.”

“So, you’re a British Calabrian.”

Calabian 

Calabian came over and came again
Calabian by Fister45 April 3, 2018
Unique beyond anyones comprehension. The light of anyones life, you don’t want to take her for granted. She’s known for her humor, lack of intelligence but kind spirit. Spends her free time crying herself to sleep, 3am dance parties cuz she wild like that ;) and then sleeping some more.
Damn you’re getting the most basic fro-yo flavor?!”

“Yeah what’s wrong with thattt?”
“Nothing! Classic Calabia!”
calabia by anonymous June 30, 2022