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shift cake 

the definition for shift cake has been lost over the years but the syrians believe it has something do with chicken francaise, french masons, or first aid cheesesteak-plains..aristotles apprentice sumer moussa says the true definition can be found in the Ov-shift-N..
shift cake by khill July 5, 2006

Cakeshit 

Appears attractive, perfect, or appealing on the outside but is disappointing, messy, fake, or unpleasant on the inside.
~Don’t be fooled by his smooth talk and style he’s a total cakeshit underneath it all.

~That apartment was cakeshit. Looked fancy online but was falling apart in person.
Cakeshit by mcojack July 8, 2025

eat cakeshit 

I went to a liberal debate on campus
before the debate started i was kicked
because i disagreed with abortion
they made me 'eat cakeshit'

It's when you're dealing with people who do not want to debate, they want blood.
They'd like to 'eat their cake, and shit it too' I guess.
This weird liberal Belgian blonde shick hollared at me to marry her stoner ass.
When I said no 'eat your cak and shit it too' she got made.
She screamed, 'go eat cakeshit' and cried.
eat cakeshit by EDONITIYAKANIYA August 5, 2025