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shift cake 

the definition for shift cake has been lost over the years but the syrians believe it has something do with chicken francaise, french masons, or first aid cheesesteak-plains..aristotles apprentice sumer moussa says the true definition can be found in the Ov-shift-N..
yo french shift cake what up
shift cake by khill July 5, 2006

Cakeshit 

Appears attractive, perfect, or appealing on the outside but is disappointing, messy, fake, or unpleasant on the inside.
~Don’t be fooled by his smooth talk and style he’s a total cakeshit underneath it all.

~That apartment was cakeshit. Looked fancy online but was falling apart in person.
Cakeshit by mcojack July 8, 2025

eat cakeshit 

I went to a liberal debate on campus
before the debate started i was kicked
because i disagreed with abortion
they made me 'eat cakeshit'

It's when you're dealing with people who do not want to debate, they want blood.
They'd like to 'eat their cake, and shit it too' I guess.
This weird liberal Belgian blonde shick hollared at me to marry her stoner ass.
When I said no 'eat your cak and shit it too' she got made.
She screamed, 'go eat cakeshit' and cried.
eat cakeshit by EDONITIYAKANIYA August 5, 2025

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026