Crandal

One who displays extreme qualities of intelligence, extreme giftedness, and an extreme skill in many different fields.

Another 100% on your test John, you are such a Crandal.

by Brinza August 27, 2009

Crandal

Crandal is an acceptable definition for a man with very little regard for personal hygiene, an irregular countenance (weird looking) and very poor spelling abilities. Crandals are often known to ride unicycles and twirl fire sticks.

"What's that terrible smell? It's awful!"
"Must've been that guy who was swinging on the tram bars."
"Eww, what a CRANDAL."
"Yeah, gross."

by Celooste June 11, 2008

Crandall

A fierce stank

Damn Johnny got that Crandall stank.

by Billbobagginsin July 7, 2019

Crandall

A crandall is a being slightly above human yet slightly below the gods

To dominate at anything and everything

Guy1-Man Kevin is destroying us today, how is he so good at this?
Guy2-What nobody told you? He is a Crandall that's why.
Guy1- Damn I wish I was a Crandall.

by i am the truth May 31, 2012

crandalled

To get a bad joke played on you, without you knowing.

I put my ass in your face while you were sleeping, you got crandalled good!!!

by Ben Waffler October 7, 2006

Crandalled

Localized word to Pacific Northwest, particularly Seattle metropolitan area. A well known local celebrity noted for bouts of rage and aggression would focus their efforts toward individuals at random. What would amount to physical or verbal bullying and established a reputation within the Seattle community as being "Crandalled", or bullied.

Dan Ielle Crandall, circa 2003, quickly replaced bullying with Crandalling.

"Dude, your boss *totally* Crandalled you in that meeting."

by HSecurity July 24, 2009

crandall

Noun: a person who engages in frivolous lawsuits

Verb: the act of suing someone over something that is not their fault

The landscaper pulled a crandall on the property manager for allowing it to rain on his property.

by Grand Firctionary February 5, 2014