Taking typos to a whole new level, comg is a misspelling of xomg, which is a misspelling of zomg, which itself is a typing mistake made my those missing the shift button in Omg, which is an abbreviation for Oh my God.
It is used by either really stupid people, or people making fun of really stupid people.

comg let's hang out l8err!
Lyke, comg Miley Cyrus is coming to Seattle nxt week!

comg by Leah U October 7, 2008

COMG

This is the acronym for "Come On My Glasses". It is defined as the action of ejaculating on another's glasses at their request.

1) Will you please COMG?
2) After I am done with this, will you COMG?
3) That felt so good that I'll let you COMG.

COMG by J. Edward April 21, 2006

comg

cum on my gyatt

person 1: I just got netherite from this bastion
person 2: comg

comg by aethii June 13, 2024

.comg

.com meets omg (oh my god)

Mike: Darlene how many children do you have?
Darlene: 12
Mike: .comg

.comg by Varan April 30, 2006

comgasm

The feeling you get reading through the comments of a usually preposterously funny post (in general the comments are funnier than the post itself)

Derp 1: "Have you seen that post on 9GAG?"
Derp 2: "Yeah, I had another comgasm whilst scrolling through the comments."

comgasm by GutiHaz October 30, 2014

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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