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1. A woman who is both beautiful and athletic.
2. A woman who is extremely comical and often times silly. She usually says things like "YOU CRAZY" or "HELLO."
3. A good friend to listen, to care, and to goose you as well.
4. A gooch.
1. (n.) Darlene, come do the dishes.
2. (adj.) You are so Darlene today!
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a girl who loves to party. the best flirt who makes guys drool but is very shy at times. one of the cutest, prettiest, and coolest person in the world. she dresses nice and she's pretty smart. she attracts a lot of boys. physical features include eyes one could get lost in for hours, a smile that can make one melt, and hands that are perfect for holding, along with many other varying features.
"damn dude! look at thaat girl she looks hot! yeh but shes no Darlene!"

cute boy: Darlene is one hot girl. I wish she was my girlfriend.

hotter boy: So do I.

hottest boy: Too bad for you she's my girlfriend and is too loyal to even think of dating one of you guys.
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The technical term for a group of older women who prowl en masse looking for young men to coerce into sex. (IE: Cougars).
"Let's go into Pete's Bar!"
"Not tonight: I saw a Darlene of cougars heading that way."
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