3 definitions by J. Edward

COMG

This is the acronym for "Come On My Glasses". It is defined as the action of ejaculating on another's glasses at their request.

1) Will you please COMG?
2) After I am done with this, will you COMG?
3) That felt so good that I'll let you COMG.

by J. Edward March 30, 2006

Roommate says to other roommate that finally gets done with shower: "You were in that shower for a long ass time, dude....
Did you complete your journey or what asshole?"

by J. Edward April 8, 2009

The energy required to write a text.

Forget it, I don't have the thumb strength to text him. Guess I'll just call.

by J. Edward September 18, 2008