COLONOL 

Its a term given to the leader in a group of friends

A) Hey COLONOL get over here
B) no you come here
A) ok

COLONOL by COLONOL Branch January 18, 2010

colonol Ew'Kazy crazy 

Something that reaches the realms of belief! Totally unbelievable.

Jim: Did you just see me make all the balls in the pockets off the break, while drinking a bear, talking on a cell phone, and putting out a sweet vibe?
Matt: Yeah, I guess!
Jim: That was colonol Ew'Kazy crazy.
Matt: huh?
Jim: Look it up on Urban Dictionary!!!

colonol Ew'Kazy crazy by Lilrandom July 7, 2008

Colonel Miles Quaritch 

The most badass villain in James Cameron's Avatar.
Colonel Miles Quaritch is a Marine Corps Colonel who is the head of security in the Hells Gate sector of Pandora. He is portrayed by badass actor Stephen Lang.

Pat: Did you see that Colonel Miles Quaritch?
Justin: Yeah I did. He's a real Badass.

Colonel Miles Quaritch by UncleEddie April 28, 2010

Colonel Flan

A constant flip-flopper who steals shotgun and is far too tall to hangout. If it wasn't for his tripod he would be totally irrelevant.

Kagan? More like Colonel Flan! Did you hear about him trying to change the shotgun rules on the trip to the beach when we stopped at the gas station?

Colonel Flan by TRUFUS December 7, 2009

Colonel Thomas

A steaming dump exceeding at least 1 foot in length and 2 inches in gerth.

A Colonel Thomas could be compared to a baby's arm in size.

Colonel Thomas by Jordan higgins December 19, 2008

Colonel Cluster Fuck 

A very fitting nickname for George W. Bush, as given by Danny The Tourettes Guy.

Interviewer - What are your opinions on George W. Bush?
Danny - You mean Colonel Cluster Fuck?
Interviewer - Yeah, him.
Danny - Fuck him! He's an asshole!

Colonel Cluster Fuck by A Profane Legacy December 28, 2008

Colonel Valor 

A sexual maneuver where a masked man has anal sex with a woman, racing to finish before a time bomb detonates.

For purists, the bomb is set to six muntes, seven seconds.

I was in the middle of giving her a Colonel Valor, when I realized it wasn't about her.

Colonel Valor by Purist86 January 2, 2011