CJ
The almighty ruler--I mean, webmaster, of GameFAQs.
by dj gs68 May 10, 2003
CJ
computer jockey (as opposed to DJ or disc jockey). comes from the theory that, since many DJs no longer spin actual vinyl, and the spinning of CDs on CDJs may even wane in the future towards complete use of sound files, the title of the DJ should also change to represent the shift in our culture towards all digital media, and to indicate the ending of the "disc" era.

while some might argue that it doesn't matter if one spins actual discs in order to have the title DJ, others argue that the distinction between CJ and DJ gives due respect to those who paved the way by learning the arduous processes involved in wax manipulation.
...and tonight we have a special guest for you. CJ Skribble on the keyboard rockin the house!
by Night Nurse June 12, 2006
CJ
Comb Job: stroking girl's hair with penis during sexual intercourse
Dude, I gave that girl a CJ last night!
by Fat ManGutman October 20, 2008
CJ
A fucking thug ass niga at B-CC. also a wanksta.
Yo check that six-fo.... Oh thas tha niga CJ.
by Shit Face June 01, 2003
CJ
Cock Johnson!
(Strait up FAG!)
Look at this Fucking CJ!
by TomyEaston August 20, 2009
CJ
Consumption Junction- a website dedicated to delivering strange and unusual content to all the sick f***s out there on the internet. www.consumptionjunction.com
Man! Did you see that scat video on CJ!? Sick, dude!
by Drakens June 29, 2003
CJ
CJ is a term originally coined by Trappist monks from La Trappe Abbey in Normandy, France. The terms was first used in 1664, in reaction to the relaxation of practices in many Cistercian monasteries. Cistercian monks were cast out to live out their life of devotional studies, prayer and penance in enclaves as a result of their severe acedia. Cisterian monks abstain from worldly pleasures such as women and basic hygiene. Unable to procreate due to a lack of testes, these monks often seek out the companionship of older women who've already bore children. However, due to strict vows taken upon entering the monastery, they resort to homosexual pleasuring of each other, most commonly refusing to bathe for weeks after these sexual encounters. Hence, the term "Cistercian Monk," or CM, took on a new idiom as "Cock Jerker" - aka "CJ." In modern usage, “CJ” refers to anyone that sleeps in until at least 11AM. In addition, a “CJ” will usually leave their shoes all over the house, not do dishes, never take out the trash, and essentially just occupy space in a dwelling. It’s kind of like having a dog that eats fast-food for breakfast, lunch and dinner and shits all over your house.

Also see – “Suck ass mule” and “Doucher.”
Damn CJ, quit shittin' in the mailbox.
by Boon Dock March 19, 2009

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