CJ
CJ is a term originally coined by Trappist monks from La Trappe Abbey in Normandy, France. The terms was first used in 1664, in reaction to the relaxation of practices in many Cistercian monasteries. Cistercian monks were cast out to live out their life of devotional studies, prayer and penance in enclaves as a result of their severe acedia. Cisterian monks abstain from worldly pleasures such as women and basic hygiene. Unable to procreate due to a lack of testes, these monks often seek out the companionship of older women who've already bore children. However, due to strict vows taken upon entering the monastery, they resort to homosexual pleasuring of each other, most commonly refusing to bathe for weeks after these sexual encounters. Hence, the term "Cistercian Monk," or CM, took on a new idiom as "Cock Jerker" - aka "CJ." In modern usage, “CJ” refers to anyone that sleeps in until at least 11AM. In addition, a “CJ” will usually leave their shoes all over the house, not do dishes, never take out the trash, and essentially just occupy space in a dwelling. It’s kind of like having a dog that eats fast-food for breakfast, lunch and dinner and shits all over your house.

Also see – “Suck ass mule” and “Doucher.”
Damn CJ, quit shittin' in the mailbox.
by Boon Dock March 19, 2009
CJ
Stands for "constant joner", which is what Debloons had. Established by Lagonia and Debloons.
char bar: MOM! DAD! I'VE GOT A CJ!
"HEY LEAH LOOK! THAT GUY'S GOT A CJ FOR YOU!"
by The Russian Unabomber July 10, 2008
CJ
Can be shorthand for Cockjaws
Shut it CJ before I fuck you up.
by Tony666 February 17, 2008
cj
an older jeep, for instance CJ-5, or CJ-7
That loser in a Wrangler just waved to me. I only wave at CJs.
by Nick Victim April 29, 2004
CJ
People named CJ are serious dick heads.
They don't have the balls to go after who or what they really want.
They re extremely jealous over the people they like even though they have no claim because they wont make a move.
whos the asshole?
cj of course.
by way passed fed up June 26, 2009
CJ
1.)Initials of one of the most awesome women to ever grace this planet. It stands for Candace Janna. She is short, beautiful, & has more talent in her pinky finger than most 3rd world countries. She will wow you with wit & intelligence.

2.) Also the name of a character that once played in "Bay Watch", played by Pamela Anderson.
"OMG, is that CJ??"

"Look at CJ run in that red bathing suit in slow motion up the beach...I am going to go drown now..."
by hisbabydoll0227 March 22, 2009
CJ
person with an extremly large left foot.
"wow, did you see that person!"

"yeah, they had a bad case of the Cj!"
by Jessica + Russell <3 January 30, 2009

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