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9 definitions by Jeffy

 
1.
The impending apocalypse brought forth by robot kind to crush us puny humans.
Jim: Lets go to the store, that is a standard activity in 2021
Bob: OMFG ROBOCALYPSE!
Jim: Sweet jesus it has lasers!
Bob: I AM DEAD AND BEING LASER'D!
Jim: Ditto.
by Jeffy April 17, 2005
 
2.
A Profe is a teacher at a predominately english-speaking school who instructs students in spanish. All Profe's are identical clones of each other, and in order to teach, use the same curriculum, videos, worksheets, and posters throughout the classroom. They all have excellent, but very dry senses of humor. No one is sure where the first Profe's originated, but the most wide-held theory is that they were the spawn of an english teacher and a janitor.
"Profe made us learn stories about el gatos today.'
by Jeffy February 27, 2005
 
3.
Larch a term synonymous with human feces. See liquid larch, drop a larch
"Man I really have to take a larch."
by Jeffy March 30, 2004
 
4.
to defecate, take a dump, poop
"I really have to drop a larch after eating at that Chinese Buffet."
by Jeffy March 30, 2004
 
5.
VJ
The term VJ (Vag. Job) refers to the female equivalent of a BJ (Blow Job).
Giving a VJ is also known as perfoming cunnilingus. VJ is often used in place of cunnilingus due to its concise nature.
Colleen: "Hey, since I gave you a BJ, I expect a VJ in return."
Jeff: "Hell no, thats not part of our arrangement."
by Jeffy March 30, 2004
 
6.
a phrase meaning diarrhea. See larch, drop a larch
"Man, after all this Mexican food, im gonna have a big liquid larch."
by Jeffy March 30, 2004
 
7.
n. a person who cries while masturbating, usually due to depression, or a girl not being interested in said cry whacker.
"He is a cry whacker. or "what a cry whacker."
by jeffy April 22, 2005