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byte my ass

What you may wish to suggest to an IT geek such as the Geek Wads at Best Buy when they fuck up your computer setup or can’t communicate their way out of a paper bag about what they did because they are such emotionally deficient techie nerds.
Byte my ass you disrespectful little techie cretin!
byte my ass by Dr Bunnygirl October 26, 2019

byte shaman 

A computer geek whose programming skills are far beyond ordinary; almost magical in a way.
Person 1: I have a virus on my computer that I can't get to go away.

Person 2: I'd take it to Dwight. He's a byte shaman when it comes to viruses.
byte shaman by hurdlemaster13 January 27, 2010

innocent bytexter

Person who unwillingly is included on a group text that blows up.
Last night I was a victim of a driveby volley of texts that I had no interest in. I hate being an innocent bytexter. Next time I hope they leave me off their lame back-and-forth texts.
innocent bytexter by hodag1966 October 11, 2015

bytecode 

When you compile a java program, javac.exe poops out a bytecode file with the extention .class
the bytecode can be run with the java virtual machine
bytecode by <* >< December 5, 2004
The figurative hymen that is broken the first time you engage in anal sex, also know as your butt hymen.
Krista seems to be walking very funny today, she must have let her boyfriend pop her bymen last night.
Bymen by Ryan The Insane One October 7, 2011
Much like nutmeg, Butmeg also a seasoning that you get from drying out a small shit-turd and then shaving into a fine powder, to flavor your favorite dish or beverage. In general it's most enjoyed in coffee and sweet savory cakes and some sauces.
This butmeg really adds some savory flavor to my coffee.
Butmeg by KRAMNIRE October 26, 2022