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Buttered Cob 

1. The act of soaking ones penis with butter prior to intercourse or oral sex. Takes the place of lube. Choice of butter is determinded by preference whether it be stick, tube, squeeze, or tub.

2. The act of "buttering your cob".

3. To tell someone to do so "butter your cob".
Yo that Melina girl got the buttered cob last night!

Hey bro, save some money on lube and butter your cob!
Buttered Cob by sockembopper23 July 10, 2009
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Hot buttered corn on the cob 

While receiving a blow job you grab your partners head and fuck their mouth sideways by moving their face up and down your member. like when they eat slippery corn on the cob. then blow your baby-batter on her cheek.
after the picnic I held her pony tail tight while she gave me a hot buttered corn on the cob and then cleaned her face on my favorite shirt.

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026