Top Definition
n. shit
Be right back...I gotta go put the Brown October to sea.
by Kracky May 09, 2003

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
a long, dense, tubular turd that sinks to the bottom of the bowl
I just launched the brown october and it left a nice skid mark.
by Shitonya Brown October 25, 2007

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
Similar to the infamous Russian stealth submarine "Red October," the Brown October is a shitmarine dump that immediately disappears once in the water. The Brown October is loyal to no one and has its own mission and agenda.
Brian had been on a steady diet of steak and potatoes and his lower intestines had been busy creating a undercover special ops project. Brian had become constipated having not taking a shit in nearly 5 days, so he decided to drink some prune juice to get things flowing. His lower intestines released a Brown October into the toilet bowl and the shitmarine immediately disappeared to a depth of 2 fathoms to avoid being spotted.
by Big Lud the Stud September 25, 2014

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug