brown october 

a long, dense, tubular turd that sinks to the bottom of the bowl

I just launched the brown october and it left a nice skid mark.

brown october by Shitonya Brown November 11, 2007

Brown October 

n. shit

Be right back...I gotta go put the Brown October to sea.

Brown October by Kracky May 9, 2003

Brown October 

Similar to the infamous Russian stealth submarine "Red October," the Brown October is a shitmarine dump that immediately disappears once in the water. The Brown October is loyal to no one and has its own mission and agenda.

Brian had been on a steady diet of steak and potatoes and his lower intestines had been busy creating a undercover special ops project. Brian had become constipated having not taking a shit in nearly 5 days, so he decided to drink some prune juice to get things flowing. His lower intestines released a Brown October into the toilet bowl and the shitmarine immediately disappeared to a depth of 2 fathoms to avoid being spotted.

Brown October by Big Lud the Stud September 25, 2014

Hunt for Brown October 

phrase relating to the emitting of a particularly large chocolate submarine, a u-bend u-uboat, that whilst maintaining periscope depth, stealthily moves out of sight into waters new.

Crikey chaps, exclaimed carruthers, after all that pheasant and guiness last night, it was like hunt for brown october in my dunny this morning!

Hunt for Brown October by The big thorpowski August 18, 2006

The Hunt for Brown October 

The lengthy process of excreting a large amount of waste resembling a submarine.

Sorry I was late. I ate a lot of cheese last night and was on The Hunt for Brown October.

The Hunt for Brown October by Rustachio June 21, 2008

nasty brown octobers 

when you accidentally shit on your expensive shoes

person 1: oh no i just shit on my shoes by accident
person 2: were they expensive?
person 1: yes they were yeezy red octobers
person 2: now theyre nasty brown octobers

nasty brown octobers by a handicap. December 1, 2022