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Broofing 

The act of bro-proofing something so that no homie can access it.
Johnny: Hey dude, nice slave! Mind if I try it?

YSL: Hell nah *paints slave white*

Johnny: DUDE? Seriously? Broofing? Dammit now I can't use it no more. Stupid nigga YSL.

Mr.Boofington 

When a man gets so high that he calls 911 on himself
911: hi what is your emergency
Asian dude: hi, I’m high and need to get un high
*911 to officer* we’ve got a Mr.Boofington
Mr.Boofington by PullTheTriggaFigga September 21, 2018
Expressing deep sorrow or remorse. To dwell on a misfortunate outcome of an event with regret or displeasure.
Johnny was "brooding" after he found out the girl he was dating wasn't 16 as she initially told him but actually 13.
Brooding by Dre Dev January 5, 2005

“boofing like shit” 

statistically speaking, it simply means when you smell like shit and haven’t gotten around to that good deodorant.
man that kid tre is really “boofing like shit”.
Inserting drugs or having someone insert drugs into your body through your anus. Better experience is allowing someone to blow the substance inside you with a straw.
I had Stover blow cocaine in my ass last night to achieve the best high. Hit her up...she's boofing everyone!
Boofing by sniffthatshit86 February 11, 2017

cunt-brooming

When a man with a rather full and bushy mustache performs cunnilingus on a willing female, giving the appearance of a broom upon her cunt.
With a mustache like that, Tom Selleck is definitely cunt-brooming eight or nine bitches tonight.