broof

anal sex in the most uncommon way, using a carrot to penetrate the ass untill it comes out of the mangina, then inserting the penis and doing it the nice hardcore philopesian way
when i come home from a long day of work sweeping the shit off jack mehoffs front porch! i like to get out my shout gun kill sum indins and broof my kiddy kat!
by the parsh February 03, 2003
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broof

the barking sound a dog makes
The dog barked 'broof'.
by ferianala January 14, 2007
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broof

a small cuddly thing related to the 'brau'
by mx November 12, 2003
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Broofing

The action of bro-ing out with 40s on a roof. Bros that broof usually use the roof/beer to get chicks. Studies have shown this action works 100% of the time, every time.
Hey Bro Montana, lets go get some King Cobras and start broofing before our hangovers kick in.
by TardBird October 07, 2010
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Broof

Bros drinking brews on the roof. An engagement where brothers, fraternal or otherwise, seek to imbibe whilst on the roof of one's homestead, apartment, or otherwise.
G: Hey Niels, want to grab a few red stripes and head up to the roof?

N: Sure thing bro. I'll call Mark and see if we wants to join us for an old fashioned broof session.
by hoodatninja April 23, 2011
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Broof

An informal expression used when something surprising, but unfortunate happens.
"i got cheated on yesterday"

"Oh broof, that sucks man"
by Llamaboi392 January 28, 2019
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Broof

The worst of insults. If you get called this, you may as well die.
He is such a Broof.
by dgfk November 02, 2017
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