Be careful with your driving, you don't want to run over a bronk!
by Roberto February 28, 2005
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John: "Hey Steve, what did you get up to last night?"

Steve: "Not much, watched the game and then had a massive Bronk."
by bronkey mcbronkerson August 18, 2010
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The art of being super creepy. A state generally attained when drinking alcohol.
Brent got really drunk and started to 'bronk' on these girls at the bar.
by big'ol'simone October 22, 2011
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Something cool. Like "Fly" for black people and "caliente" for mexicans and "kool beanz" for white people.
"I was at the club last night and they was playing this BRONK jam"
by Jon-Jon Bon'Que'Que February 20, 2010
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To get more than you bargained for when passing gas. A veritable wet fart by way of nugget or liquid form.
When Robert bronked his shorts they had to change the sofa cushions.
by bastionthelionslayer December 21, 2009
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Person having some form of sexual relationship with his computer.
by shalbo March 2, 2005
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Something so incredible it cannot be described properly, such as an enormous bipedal cow who beats someone's face in with an enormous shield. Known to punt Kunkydude's on a regular basis
GUY 1: Holy shit! That cow just murdered someone!
Guy 2: Yeah! What a fucking Bronk!
by Bronkitis March 23, 2009
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