Similar to gainesville, except it smells like cow shit and the local rednecks drive their tractors to school becuase it's considered fun.
by Liz&love; August 10, 2006
home of the rich snotty people that have nowhere else to go if they they will get shot if they go anywhere else. needs hotter girls i dont know how anyone got pregnant here
by mdpdlk April 25, 2011
A very wealthy community outside of manassas, Nokesville features everything of the country but located in Northern Virginia the dairy farms and horse farms are 1M+. As of 2020 home to the actor Vin Diesel. Nokesville is also part of the fertile Cresent, meaning if you want a home here your going to have to find someone nice enough to sell you atleast 10 acres or its a no go. Just about everyone from nokesville are friendly and generous people, I wouldn't say snotty like the prior but they are True Americans there. You get what you put in and if you put negativity into there community they will quitely, peacefully have you leave on your own accord as the morals in this town run very deep and when something is frowned upon, everyone frowns upon it causing said person in question to either apologize for said act, and become family, or continue with whatever said act may be frowned upon, to the point they voluntarily leave because of how ashamed the nokesville community as a whole will make them feel. Also you frequently hear shots and explosions from nearby Quantico Marine base, as well as from the freedom loving citizens who are armed to the teeth in this town. The perfect place to raise a child without the toxicity of the city but with amenities still very accessible. Home to God fearing neighbors loving Americans. If that's not your thing I'm glad you checked here before going. You would be in for a rude awaking if this isn't what you are looking for.
In such a shitty self centered world, being surrounded by shitty self centered places, filled with shitty self centered people, living in Nokesville would be like a lifetime vacay.
by Truthwarrior2.0 April 25, 2022