Brian David Gilbert 

A gorgeous twink of a man who works for Polygon.com. He is known for his absurdist humor and brilliant fashion sense; one of these gave him his current job, and the other one secured it. He currently hosts a series on the Polygon Youtube channel called "Unraveled", where he rambles about games and such.

Often acronymized as BDG.

"Brian David Gilbert hosts Unraveled, whose namesake can related to my clothes upon seeing him."
"wait, BDG is hot in real life too?" - Anonymous Tumblr user.

Brian David Gilbert by briamgilbert April 15, 2019

Brian David Gilbert 

Safety fan & bureaucratic wunderkind.

The only Polygon.com man to truly unravel every game.

Brian David Gilbert: Safety fan & Bureaucratic wunderkind is the greatest bisexual man to have ever worked at Polygon.com

Brian David Gilbert by FishLady_GarlicBread March 21, 2022

Brian Davidson 

Brian Davidson is commonly used when someone is wrong. This phrase first came from the Perth region of Scotland.

You are so Brian Davidson

Brian Davidson by Apicfrompaul March 27, 2017

David Brain 

A guy that does exactly what he’s told to do by his friends. Takes what he’s told as the absolute truth, and then makes shit tier memes about others

Bro, just because Ted told you something, doesn’t make it true. Don’t be a David Brain

David Brain by David Black February 4, 2023

David O'Brien

A student at The Gilbert School in Winsted, CT. His dick is broken because his platypus vomited on it, so he has to use his fingers. He traveled with Mrs. Elliott and Maggie, and he saw many vaginas.

I'm pretty DUMPLY/SPICY in math, so it took me only SEVENTEEN minutes to figure out the answers. “These problems are easy!” I told him. “Use your DICK.”

“It's broken!” he said. “I think my PLATYPUS VOMITED over it.”

“Then you'll just have to use your fingers!” I suggested SWIFTLY. (This was a mad lib involving David O'Brien)

David O'Brien by Aubrey the Jerk August 4, 2007

David O'Brien

Usually is a picky irish person, with ginger balls. Is a threat to the man kind. Liability to the others. Only eats irish food and curry or takeaways. His dick is broke, his dog bit it off. Called,Toby.

Kid A:There is that david O'brien. His one of them .. Get him :D
KidB: Get the niglets after him.
KidC: Im'a Yellow Lucy^^

David O'Brien by TheRealMan.O.B. June 28, 2010