Usually referred to a big black bear. Has the ability to kill you but is too damn lazy and just goes "wwwooowwwww......."
Son of a Brian!

Damnit! stop being such a Brian!
by Damnit Brian! November 06, 2008
Brian is likely the best guy you'll ever meet. As in "I thought I knew what a great guy was, and then I met Brian." Smart, witty and funny, a Brian is the kind of person you need to make your life a better place. Kinder than any person you'll ever meet, a Brian will sacrifice his own needs to help others.

A Brian is also incredibly handsome. Think about the most handsome person you know...now multiply that by 10. That's a Brian.

A Brian is the kind of guy you feel like you've known forever even if you've just met him. A Brian is warm and inviting and will quickly earn your trust. He's honest and loyal and will give you the shirt off of his back or a pair of socks when you forget yours.

A Brian always has a ton of friends but only the luckiest girls get to be in an intimate, personal relationship with a Brian and they immediately know that something is different than any other guy they've ever dated.

As sweet and kind and charming as Brian is, he is also an animal in the bedroom. The best lover you've ever had, a Brian will leave your legs shaking and the rest of your body quivering. Brian has moves that you didn't even know existed. Inventor of the multiple orgasm. Brian is the kind of guy that after you are with him you want to call up previous lovers and tell them that they had no idea what they were doing in bed.

A Brian is every girls dream. Other men want to be him. A Brian is simply amazing in every way. Period. There's nothing better than a Brian.
I thought I knew what a good man was, then I met a Brian.

Brian was so good in bed last night I started speaking in tongues.

Geeze, Brad is nice and all, but he's no Brian.

She's so lucky...she's got a Brian. She better not screw that up!
by BadGolfer May 14, 2014
A Brian (a.k.a. Bryan) is a man who is strong, rugged-looking, faithful, a hard worker and the kind of guy who will beat the shit out of any other man who gives you trouble. You are safe with a Brian and he will treat you like a princess to the end of your days. He doesn't necessarily have a long penis, but what he has is so thick and rock hard, you'll be sore as hell after a night of hot love with him. You won't care though, because he's such a great, sexy guy and so damn good in bed, you'll be aching for more.
"I hope my boyfriend asks me to marry him. He's the only Brian I've ever dated and I don't want to lose him."

"I swear, that guy in my chem lab is so sexy, I could come just looking at those broad shoulders and that bulge in his jeans. He's a real sweetheart, too. Must be a Brian!"
by SunnydaleHigh99 August 10, 2012
A tall, handsome, amazing guy. He likes to hang out and laugh and joke around.
Man that guy over there is such a Brian!
by Pine Apple Man 1999 January 21, 2012
Battle of the imports 1st place champion
That Son of a bitch Brian knows how to really fucking drive

He's trying to drive like Brian lol he can't though
by chillin the most October 31, 2012
A crazy guy with the strangest ideas. A Brian always tries to be funny, although some of his jokes make you want to slap him. He's cares a lot about his reputation which is not who he really is. A Brian make seem mean but he's just being sarcastic and is senstive on the inside. He has a lot of friends that are girls although he does have some guy friends. A Brian is just a werid dude yet a Brian is a great guy.
"Man, that kid is really funny."
"Yeah, he's totally a Brian."
by shastablaster December 02, 2012
Brian is the name of a boy who knows everything. EVERYTHING. I couldn't trust anyone else with my life, my secrets. He's also sexy (though I'll never admit it) and you have to prove yourself before you can gain your trust.
Girl: Brian's weird. Why are you friends with him?
Me: Why are you so judgmental?
by Victoria Giraffe April 14, 2013

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