Bractopus 

The mess that is pulling out four or more bras that have been tangled in the dryer.

HOLY SHIT! I was taking clothes out of the dryer and I was attacked by a Bractopus!

Bractopus by bcwoods30 September 26, 2010

Holy Barktopus 

One's exclamation upon seeing a Bear/Shark/Octopus or seeing multiple Barktopi.

Jeff: Holy Barktopus! That dude just got eaten by a pack of hungry Bartopi!

Holy Barktopus by BarryTheBarktopus September 11, 2011

Broctopus 

(noun.) the monster created when a desperate man goes to a party with 8 wingmen to help him pick up girls. The broctopus is a party-killing machine and must be avoided at all times.

broctopus

guy#1:"Dude that queer over there is snaggin all the ladies tonight!"

guy#2:"the Broctopus strikes again, man."

Broctopus by the urbster September 16, 2010

Broctopus 

Any woman in the club talking to every bro she sights but never giving up that puss.

Pronunciation:
"BRAHktopuss"

"Bro, check that broctopus snaggin' free drinks off them bros, bro.

Broctopus by JKIIIS April 19, 2009

Bratapuss 

CHILD; specifically : an ill-mannered annoying child having a grouchy disposition that is often accompanied by a scowling facial expression.

Charlie Rose: "AAHHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH"
Hollee: "Charlie is acting like a bratapuss again"
Aaron: ".....sounds like business as usual"

Bratapuss by smokesdapotalot August 9, 2016

Bractus 

When 4 big guys bust in your eye and eat your ass like apple pie, can also be defined as a deadly number 22 on the wing

I got totally done by a cheeky bractus last night

Bractus by Slaveryan November 23, 2021