(Pronounced Bah-stin Boo-font) (noun) when a male is performing cunnilingus on a female partner, and the female lets loose a queef of such intensity, that it parts the male's hair right down the middle. ( in a similar fashion to George McFly's hairdo in back to the future).
by Scoopalone June 4, 2014
by myboxchevy April 23, 2011
A Boston marriage is a polite term to describe two women living in a household and sharing expenses, whether in a Platonic or lesbian relationship.
by Nora O'Shaughnessy November 7, 2007
Derived from Godwin’s Law, Boston’s Law states that as an online argument with a Patriots fan grows longer and more heated, it becomes increasingly likely that they will bring up the fact that they have won five Superbowls.
Person: “Bro, I bet the Raiders smoke y’all this year."
Patriots Fan: “Fuck you, let me know when you have 5 Superbowl rings, I masturbate to Tom Brady, but use my left hand because my right is full on rings.”
Person: “Damn dude, I guess that’s why they call it Boston’s Law
Patriots Fan: “Fuck you, let me know when you have 5 Superbowl rings, I masturbate to Tom Brady, but use my left hand because my right is full on rings.”
Person: “Damn dude, I guess that’s why they call it Boston’s Law
by Portland Houseduster June 7, 2017
The Boston Struggle is an act of road rage involving leaving ones car in the middle of Bostonian traffic and shoving a raw lobster up an orifice of a nearby driver.
Two men engaged in the Boston Struggle after half an hour of gridlocked traffic in hopes of relieving their pent up anger.
by wokkawokkaflyswagmcgeeswagging November 3, 2013
When a man places his anus upon a frothy trollops vagina lips (preferably long meaty hangers getting blown into by a prolapsed anus). He then proceeds to blast ass into her baby tube. The meaty lips proceed to flap like a happy butterfly nectar sucker.
by Ball Gag May 14, 2017
The Boston Backslap is the sexual act of rooting doggy-style and the male pretends to be edging near to climax, instead shitting into his hand and slapping it on the females back.
Billy: Bro I was fucking that dog of a cunt Deanna, and she was a shit root so I shit in my hand and slapped it on her back.
Joey: So you Boston Backslapped her cunt?
Billy: Yeah, I only found out after she was your mrs though....
Joey: So you Boston Backslapped her cunt?
Billy: Yeah, I only found out after she was your mrs though....
by Cazlab7 June 12, 2019