gridlocked; when you enter an intersection and there isn't enough room for your car to make it all the way - this forms a waffle.

v.
The feminized cock block (a.k.a. Blocking the Box). The origin of this term comes from city traffic signs ("Don't Block the Box") in order to alleviate rush hour traffic conditions where cars are stopped in the middle of an intersection. In these situations, blocking the box inevitably results in gridlock.

to put a halt to a woman's attempts to hook up

similar words: gridlocked, block the box, blocking the box,cock block

To get caught in traffic when you are already late.

When I was a child I used to love going to Luton, used to stay with my grandparents during the summer holidays, loved all the lights, the shopping centre, the tree-lined streets, the beautiful parks. Looking around Luton now makes me want to cry. I now avoid the Arndale, as it's full of gangs of yobs, mannerless idiots and twenty-somethings in cheap suits looking for fights. It's nigh on impossible to reach Luton centre without sitting in traffic jams for ages, the gridlocked road system not helped by the messy 'improvements' to the M1. Areas which were once respectable are now disgusting. There are boarded-up houses, everything is in disrepair, there's rubbish all over the place. Not to mention the abundance of human garbage. Luton is one of the crime capitals of Britain, and yet the police force there are only interested in traffic duties and debt-collecting (making money for the government). The better parts of Luton are on the outskirts, away from the run-down areas and the tower blocks (this kind of housing, everyone squashed into giant boxes together, never works).

1. The overcrowding of inner city streets during lunch hour.

Pronunciation:\ˈtwēvŋ\

Function: verb

The act of updating your twitter status while driving down the road and inadvertently swerving and weaving, in and out of your lane, as though you were intoxicated without a care in the world.