by Burakarmiashu February 16, 2022
noun: meaty; plural noun: meaties
synonyms: uneducated, ignorant, unwoke, idiot, nOOb, superficial, douche, ultimate douche, omnivore, fuck-head, chode, madharchodh (India), zombie, lamer, schlemiel, asshat; assclown, loggerhead, mooncalf, troll
antonyms: genius, vegan, woke, conscious, mindful, considerate, conscientious, compassionate, empathetic, kind
COMMON MEATY CHARACTERISTICS
I. Stupid look of superiority
II. Found with "I love animals" t-shirt while eating a bacon double-cheeseburger (see number V.)
III. Believes that since some animals eat other animals, they too are justified, but unwilling to sniff another human’s ass or eat the offspring of a new partner
IV. Subscribes wholeheartedly to cherry picked interweb articles/arguments
V. Frequent non sequitur references to bacon and cheese, grunting ecstatically
VI. Confused by basic biological processes
VII. Habitually in the company of flat-earthers or climate-change deniers
VIII. Possesses I (heart) TRUMP memorabilia
IX. Breeds at alarming/unsustainable rate
X. Believes plants quietly feel pain but willing to ignore cries of a dying animal
XI. Selfish unquestioning of practices, from which, they directly benefit (not unlike politicians)
XII. Subscribes to ridiculous arguments: animals are stupid; it’s legal; it’s humane/kosher/halal/grass-fed/free-range; circle of life; our ancestors ate meat; Hitler was a vegetarian; but protein, bro; B12; god; electrolytes
synonyms: uneducated, ignorant, unwoke, idiot, nOOb, superficial, douche, ultimate douche, omnivore, fuck-head, chode, madharchodh (India), zombie, lamer, schlemiel, asshat; assclown, loggerhead, mooncalf, troll
antonyms: genius, vegan, woke, conscious, mindful, considerate, conscientious, compassionate, empathetic, kind
COMMON MEATY CHARACTERISTICS
I. Stupid look of superiority
II. Found with "I love animals" t-shirt while eating a bacon double-cheeseburger (see number V.)
III. Believes that since some animals eat other animals, they too are justified, but unwilling to sniff another human’s ass or eat the offspring of a new partner
IV. Subscribes wholeheartedly to cherry picked interweb articles/arguments
V. Frequent non sequitur references to bacon and cheese, grunting ecstatically
VI. Confused by basic biological processes
VII. Habitually in the company of flat-earthers or climate-change deniers
VIII. Possesses I (heart) TRUMP memorabilia
IX. Breeds at alarming/unsustainable rate
X. Believes plants quietly feel pain but willing to ignore cries of a dying animal
XI. Selfish unquestioning of practices, from which, they directly benefit (not unlike politicians)
XII. Subscribes to ridiculous arguments: animals are stupid; it’s legal; it’s humane/kosher/halal/grass-fed/free-range; circle of life; our ancestors ate meat; Hitler was a vegetarian; but protein, bro; B12; god; electrolytes
FORMAL
The greedy meaty who entered the vegan co-op restaurant made a scene when the staff refused to kill an animal on their behalf.
This year alone, meaties have killed more than 200 animals each.
INFORMAL
a person who eats meat; an ignorant person
ARCHAIC
a person of low intelligence.
The greedy meaty who entered the vegan co-op restaurant made a scene when the staff refused to kill an animal on their behalf.
This year alone, meaties have killed more than 200 animals each.
INFORMAL
a person who eats meat; an ignorant person
ARCHAIC
a person of low intelligence.
by Greggarius Maximus September 18, 2019
Chick wearing tight jeans and has a little bit of fat poking from both sides. She's meaty because she's not fat but there's something to grab.
Someone who likes slightly bigger girls...refer to them as meaty and not fat.
"she's nice and meaty!"
Someone who likes slightly bigger girls...refer to them as meaty and not fat.
"she's nice and meaty!"
by karazy April 14, 2005
by denigod August 25, 2006
by Dennis Hill May 16, 2006
by The meatmister May 20, 2003
by Meaties Freak November 10, 2008