Often confused with a fat old balding russian man, but is actually the coolest and most dashing (; armenian guy ever! He's jams out on his guitar for hours and leaves the girls swooning. He'll never give up on his friends and stays up 'til the crack of dawn talking to them. Everyone wants a best friend  like Boris!    
Mom: who you texting? 
Me: Boris
Mom: oh...say hi for me! 
Me: *texting* my mom says hi 
Boris' reply: :O haha...tell her I say hi back! (-:
The End 
by Artsy.Pearl August 23, 2011
Awesome Japanese experimental metal band that also cross over into stoner rock, psychedelia, sludge metal, groove metal, noise rock, and drone metal. They're a three-piece band but are able to create some pretty sick sounds and also enthrall the listener with an atmosphere of ambient, transcendental noise.

Oh! And they're named after The Melvins song Boris.
My friend saw Boris in concert last night, and came back with his mind blown by how amazing they were.
by MlleRCCola April 20, 2012
SI unit of measurement for beauty. It is usually in reference to the Victoria Secret Models, sometimes used as a name.

1 Bori = Beauty of 10 Models.
Bori could land a modelling contract dressed as a vagrant.
by mastershake December 23, 2013
A verb, noun and adjective usable in past, current and future tense. Usually used to express anger, frustration, hilarity or violence. Also occasionally a persons name. Not so different to the word "fuck" in it's many uses. The term is commonly used numerous times in the one phrase, where it may represent many different things or actions
1. "Borrrisss!!!!"

2. "Boris Borised it!"

3. "Where's Boris?" "Boris went full Boris." "What? Boris Borised it?" "Yep Boris Borised it and went full Boris." "BORRRISSS!!"

4. "I wish these fucking lights would change." "Borrrisss!"
by EoN October 09, 2012
Short For Boricua .
Chica's are called bori.
When your lazy and dont want to say boricua
Hell yeah im a bori.
Boricua .
by brie June 09, 2005
"To boris" means to fall asleep after a certain intake of alcohol or drugs that give the effect of tiredness, like for instance hash.
"Boris" may also be used as a noun i.e. "the boris" and is in fact the most common usage.
"Look at him, he did a boris".
"Oh, is he doing the boris again?"
by boost1 October 30, 2006
poop, feces, waste, turd, etc etc
I was busting for a shiit so i thought for the first time ever id use the public toilets. i walk in there and there was only 2 toilets in there, both taken. so i stood by the sink holding in this mega boris. all i could think about was how good this will feel after i unleash the demon within, and while standing i could slowly feel the head leave its mark on my undies. 5 minutes pass and im still waiting in the quiet, listening to grunting and the 'plop' sound of the boris hitting the water. i couldnt hold this in any further, so i had to sya something. "how long will you guys be?". no answer. "i need to **** real bad i can feel it coming". "shutup and wait your turn" he says. another minute passses and usually i can hold this in but today was real bad. i couldnt do it any longer, so was time for plan b, **** in the sink. pulled down my pants and started grunting loudly and you could hear the boris slide down the sink. one of the guys then yelled "what the fuk r u doing" and opened his door, so i flashed my penis at him. he qikly closed the door and then i heard the toilet paper begin to roll. i only got one **** out but it was enuf, i used the paper towels to wipe my ass, and turned on the hand dryer so the hot air would make the **** smell even more. i heard his belt buckle and as i ran out i yelled "dont forget to wash your hands" and threw one of my paper towels with **** on it over in his cubicle.
by mega boris July 21, 2010

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