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Bone Home 

This is what ET (Extra Testicle) does when his woman is away, and what I did on a 6 month job away from my woman. This is the concise version of another coinage of mine, "phone-a-bone." As in, "Hey, it's 6 o'clock, I've got to go to my room and phone-a-bone!"
I'm horny but my woman's back home. I guess I'll have pick up the phone and bone home.
Bone Home by Urban Dan May 5, 2009
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ET Bone Home 

Doing a really ugly chick. Like really ugly. Like, she's wrinkly and short.
Dude, that chick you brought home last night, I was all like "ET bone home."
ET Bone Home by Gruntmaster10k June 30, 2011

homework bone 

When you're or your spouse is tired from homework that you have sex to relieve stress.
Boyfriend: Omg I have 500 more words to this essay
Girlfriend: Wanna homework bone
homework bone by Repiliptic June 26, 2016

Homeward Bone 

To return to one's hometown from college (or any other event that would keep one away from home for an extended period of time), and have sex with someone from said hometown.
Remember Bernice, that really hot girl from high school? I totally got a homeward bone during Christmas break with her!
Homeward Bone by Sun-Bro Solaire December 29, 2013

Bonehome 

My bonehome is sore after that hiking trip.
Bonehome by Doubledtee November 5, 2021

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026