This is what ET (Extra Testicle) does when his woman is away, and what I did on a 6 month job away from my woman. This is the concise version of another coinage of mine, "phone-a-bone." As in, "Hey, it's 6 o'clock, I've got to go to my room and phone-a-bone!"
I'm horny but my woman's back home. I guess I'll have pick up the phone and bone home.
by Urban Dan May 05, 2009