The Real Bolander Dick 

The worlds largest penis

that kid must have the real Bolander Dick , its huge!

The Real Bolander Dick by therealbolanderdick October 11, 2009

Hurnty Bolander 

A large gruff man you may often find chasing you through the dark deep woods with a wooden club as he has not left these woods. Ever. He may also be slightly deranged and you may feel terrified as he is trying to kill you.

"ARRRHHH SHIT MATE ITS A HURNTY BOLANDER!" said boy 1
"UHNHHRRHNN!" said the hurnty bolander
"run for the hills!" said boy 1's friend.

Hurnty Bolander by Gaietyy June 22, 2009

blander 

An object that is blatantly right in front of a person or even on their persons, but her/she cannot see the object and wonders where the object is located.

Blander occurs as Nancy cannot find the scissors although she is holding them in her hand.

blander by Nancy Handler April 25, 2006

Blander Box 

A computer with internet connection that supplies so much bland shit that nothing is special or personal since you'll see it all.

"This fucking blander box sure is killing the underground."

"I hate talking to people over this blander box, it's just too impersonal."

"Dude I'm into skat now because of this fucking blander box."

Blander Box by HateTouch January 3, 2008

bonander

one of the most difficult sex moves known to man; first you need to buy a bunk bed or some sort of luxury furniture item that is very high off the ground. pin a bullseye on your mates orifice of choice, climb to the top of the bed, and make sure your package is ready for delivery. Jump off the bed and let 'em have it. Feels awesome. If it doesn't feel awesome, try puttin one of those plastic bags from the grocery store on your back and use it as a parachute...definitely softens the impact.

"dude...totally got bonandered last night. I knew tequila was a bad choice."

bonander by SupaNasty September 25, 2009

blanderetina 

Blanderetina is not a man or a living thing it is a state of being.
if somebody is a Blanderetina they do not know what the hell they are thinking or doing it that moment of time.

Man, this dude is a total blanderetina right now!

Bro did you just put your dick in a toster?

blanderetina by Dejatheking November 28, 2021

White Blanderson 

A very white person who is really boring and has no friends. They are very boring people who just in life to work.

Chuck, "Yo we got a White Blanderson over there."
Frank, "Damn yea he's whiter than a snowstorm!"

White Blanderson by TheWhiteMan123 December 13, 2012