A large gruff man you may often find chasing you through the dark deep woods with a wooden club as he has not left these woods. Ever. He may also be slightly deranged and you may feel terrified as he is trying to kill you.

"ARRRHHH SHIT MATE ITS A HURNTY BOLANDER!" said boy 1
"UHNHHRRHNN!" said the hurnty bolander
"run for the hills!" said boy 1's friend.

Hurnty Bolander by Gaietyy June 22, 2009

Related Words

Hurnty Bolander • The Real Bolander Dick • blander • Blander Box • Blanderdashery • blanderetina • blanderious • Blanderish • Blanderize • Blandersnatch

blander

An object that is blatantly right in front of a person or even on their persons, but her/she cannot see the object and wonders where the object is located.

Blander occurs as Nancy cannot find the scissors although she is holding them in her hand.

blander by Nancy Handler April 25, 2006

Blander Box

A computer with internet connection that supplies so much bland shit that nothing is special or personal since you'll see it all.

"This fucking blander box sure is killing the underground."

"I hate talking to people over this blander box, it's just too impersonal."

"Dude I'm into skat now because of this fucking blander box."

Blander Box by HateTouch January 3, 2008

bonander

one of the most difficult sex moves known to man; first you need to buy a bunk bed or some sort of luxury furniture item that is very high off the ground. pin a bullseye on your mates orifice of choice, climb to the top of the bed, and make sure your package is ready for delivery. Jump off the bed and let 'em have it. Feels awesome. If it doesn't feel awesome, try puttin one of those plastic bags from the grocery store on your back and use it as a parachute...definitely softens the impact.

"dude...totally got bonandered last night. I knew tequila was a bad choice."

bonander by SupaNasty September 25, 2009

blanderetina

Blanderetina is not a man or a living thing it is a state of being.
if somebody is a Blanderetina they do not know what the hell they are thinking or doing it that moment of time.

Man, this dude is a total blanderetina right now!

Bro did you just put your dick in a toster?

blanderetina by Dejatheking November 28, 2021

White Blanderson

A very white person who is really boring and has no friends. They are very boring people who just in life to work.

Chuck, "Yo we got a White Blanderson over there."
Frank, "Damn yea he's whiter than a snowstorm!"

White Blanderson by TheWhiteMan123 December 13, 2012

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026