8 definitions by HateTouch

Top Definition
Any dream involving Ex-girlfriends. Positive or negative.
"Man I had another fucking ex-dream, it was all happy and nice and then I woke up pissed off to shit, my day was fucked from start!"

"Man I had another fucking ex-dream, it was all fucked she was a total twat and then I woke up pissed off to shit, my day was fucked from start!"

by HateTouch December 10, 2007
The tingle in your pants you get when random people stroke your mohawk.
"Man I got a huge hawkgasm when she touched my hawk."

"Ohhhhhhhhh don't stop playing with my hawk random dude I'm about to hawkgasm!!!"
by Hatetouch December 22, 2007
A computer with internet connection that supplies so much bland shit that nothing is special or personal since you'll see it all.
"This fucking blander box sure is killing the underground."

"I hate talking to people over this blander box, it's just too impersonal."

"Dude I'm into skat now because of this fucking blander box."
by HateTouch December 10, 2007
A short duration of time.
"Look at that gunk I bet he becomes a phaser in a nickel flip!"
by HateTouch December 09, 2007
Someone who is anti-social but anti-lonely, a complex condition where someone dislikes most people but gets very lonely and wishes they had friends.
"Fuck those tards, where are the normal people to hang out with? Oh yeah no where, so I guess it's another night with myself. Weeee it's so fun being anti-ocianely"
by HateTouch December 10, 2007
Goober and Punk combined
"Look at that gunk I bet he becomes a phaser in a nickel flip!"
by HateTouch December 09, 2007
The tingle in your pants you get when random people stroke your mohawk.
"Man I got a huge hawkgasm when she touched my hawk."

"Ohhhhhhhhh don't stop playing with my hawk random dude I'm about to hawkgasm!!!"
by Hatetouch December 22, 2007

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