Top Definition
An object that is blatantly right in front of a person or even on their persons, but her/she cannot see the object and wonders where the object is located.
Blander occurs as Nancy cannot find the scissors although she is holding them in her hand.
#misplace #stumped #obvious #blatant #unconcealed
by Nancy Handler April 06, 2006
Synonym for a sexual act or body part (noun, verb).
That girl was rubbing up on my blander.

I haven't been blandered in three weeks.
#sex #penis #orgasm #vagina #blander
by blandersong January 17, 2008
another word for a condom
I need to go to the store to get some blanders.
#condom #hats #juice #joy #peace #patience #love
by bub182 September 14, 2011
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