in younger secondary school terms, someone who has perfect uniform.
Em- Omg isnt megan such a boffin, and a T-P
Bex- Yeh, i mean, she always has her shirt tucked in, all the way round too.
by fukme June 5, 2007
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Somebody with an extremely large head. This can be used as abuse or as a joke.

Opposite: Pee wee head
Nick: Jeeze, i Cant see the screen
Emma: Its because his big BOFFIN HEAD is blocking the view!
by Bofifnhead1992 August 3, 2007
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someone who always seems 2 get the highest score in maths even whilst suffering from beubonic plague. however when out of school they lead a secret double life where they do crazy stunts with fellow daredevil boffins. such as bungee jumping off the mensa headquarters and running in front of cars screaming algebra sums.
you'd never have guessed that old archibald fitz-geek was a daredevil boffin!
by monkey_nuts November 21, 2004
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The piece of 'no mans land' skin between the genitals and anus, aka taint. Present on both man and woman.
Joanne licked Peter's boffins bridge, much to Peter's delight
by Johnsi-boy January 19, 2007
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a rather palatable human being of the teenage variety (usually), who will always show an inteligent side, always gets 137% in tests, and will lick a teachers arse clean. however outside of school and work will surprise their equaintances by 'risking death''and jump of 16 storey high bulidings while shouting of their love of einstien & the like. also ive known one to adopt the look of a chav (VERY VERY VERY dangerous act) for scientific purposes... basicly they rock!!
saskia: hello old chum, looks like i got the highest in the class AGAIN
christine: it would appear so
saskia:*jumps off school stage to amazement of cheerleaders & the general public* ooooooooo look at the force at which my body propelled from the stage..*calculates*
by delorice August 6, 2005
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An expert in the field of phallus: a ‘Dean of Dick’, a veritableNob Scholar’.
“Have you talked to Lee recently? Well, he must have been ‘boning-up’ because he’s a proper Cock Boffin. Honestly there’s nothing that boy doesn’t know...”
by Mickey Rawlins December 14, 2020
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A rather plump, well covered intelligent sheep. Often found in the library or amongst well educated folk in northern scotland. Considered to be the same build as a glen. However this is a cute and loveable variety of sheep which many campaigners are attempting to prevent being sodomised by the Welsh. Generally considered to be an asexual creature. Often known by its buddies as Sir Boho Boffins.
Tania - I must have that sheep. Lets call it Boho Boffins.
Rob - U Freak! But i suppose it is a good a way as any to waste my student loan. It is quite comical.
Jenny - O......K.
by Rob, T and Blub January 17, 2005
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