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"listen to that boichat!"
"blud that gash is bare boichatting behind yo back"
boichat by whazgwanin' May 26, 2009
bo•chat ( bow shat )

(bo•chated , bo•chater , bo•chat•ing , bo•chats)

The act of vigorously preforming fellatio in an obvious and despicable manner on any and all available superiors to gain approval and praise in the workplace in order to better career or standing amongst contemporaries
That man has bocated himself into a management position.

Quit being such a bochater.

Phil is in the VPs office under his desk bochating his way to a promotion.

Can you believe Stan bochats Mr. Curley every day at lunch?
bochat by SDntCONTRAbu June 6, 2011

Bobcatted 

When you get punched to the ground and then stomped on.
Omar bobcatted Bobcat
Bobcatted by 1264 Brudder September 26, 2019

bobcat pretzel 

A hilarious term Lucy Kelson (Sandra Bullock) uses in the movie Two Weeks Notice to describe her flexibility and prowess in bed to George Wade (Hugh Grant) while drunk.
Lucy: You should be so lucky because the lawyerly exterior...don't let that fool you because inside I am, like, a complete animal. It's, like, bobcat. You know, it's scary.
George: I can see that it might be.
Lucy: No. No. Look, I can bend like a pretzel. I'm serious. And I'm not talking the straight kind. I'm talking, like, the twisty kind. Twisty like the bobcat, salty type of pretzel. A bobcat pretzel. Because that's what men want, right?

George: Yes, that is their dream.

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene 

Phrase used to verbalize just how much you don't want to do something
I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than to have to your mom out again!

Bobcat eye

The Bobcat Eye is a disease caused by being around ugly girls at UC Merced too long and your standards for what is attractive is lowered extremely. It has the same meaning as Triton Eye.
Guy 1: O shit that girl is cute...
Guy 2: That girl looks like a cow, what are you talking about... you must be getting bobcat eye!!
Bobcat eye by Arian19 April 1, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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