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"listen to that boichat!"
"blud that gash is bare boichatting behind yo back"
boichat by whazgwanin' May 26, 2009
bo•chat ( bow shat )

(bo•chated , bo•chater , bo•chat•ing , bo•chats)

The act of vigorously preforming fellatio in an obvious and despicable manner on any and all available superiors to gain approval and praise in the workplace in order to better career or standing amongst contemporaries
That man has bocated himself into a management position.

Quit being such a bochater.

Phil is in the VPs office under his desk bochating his way to a promotion.

Can you believe Stan bochats Mr. Curley every day at lunch?
bochat by SDntCONTRAbu June 6, 2011

Bobcatted 

When you get punched to the ground and then stomped on.
Omar bobcatted Bobcat
Bobcatted by 1264 Brudder September 26, 2019

bobcat pretzel 

A hilarious term Lucy Kelson (Sandra Bullock) uses in the movie Two Weeks Notice to describe her flexibility and prowess in bed to George Wade (Hugh Grant) while drunk.
Lucy: You should be so lucky because the lawyerly exterior...don't let that fool you because inside I am, like, a complete animal. It's, like, bobcat. You know, it's scary.
George: I can see that it might be.
Lucy: No. No. Look, I can bend like a pretzel. I'm serious. And I'm not talking the straight kind. I'm talking, like, the twisty kind. Twisty like the bobcat, salty type of pretzel. A bobcat pretzel. Because that's what men want, right?

George: Yes, that is their dream.

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene 

Phrase used to verbalize just how much you don't want to do something
I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than to have to your mom out again!

Bobcat eye

The Bobcat Eye is a disease caused by being around ugly girls at UC Merced too long and your standards for what is attractive is lowered extremely. It has the same meaning as Triton Eye.
Guy 1: O shit that girl is cute...
Guy 2: That girl looks like a cow, what are you talking about... you must be getting bobcat eye!!
Bobcat eye by Arian19 April 1, 2009