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Boatle Night 

A weekly event, usually a Friday night, when it is customary to purchase a 'Boatle' or alcoholic beverage - usually cider or Buckfast. It is a sacred day when jakeballs can come together in celebration and happiness. It is not uncommon for those involved to drink several 'boatles' untill they become totally 'pished' and then it is time to head out into the street 'furra scrap'.
jakeball 1: Awrite ma man. Wit ye uptae oan Friday night?

Jakeball 2: Eh? Wit ye mean? Same hing we dae every Friday night. It's boatle night! YAAAS!
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bottle service night 

A night out at the club that occurs on the night that a person's future husband or wife is having their bachelor/bachelorette party.
What weekend is she having her bachelorette party? We need to start planning his bottle service night.