Bloof

A beautiful, almost marvelous metaphor for society and the pain of everyday life it puts on us.

“Wow, this is a tradegy.. ughhh society and all there bloofs.”

“My depression is caused by bloof “

by Hiimme101thankyou December 19, 2018

Bloof

The act of utterly loving google, and all of its entirety.

Dude, I totally bloof!

by Josh Ishkur January 7, 2007

Bloofed

To be high as a kite while under the influence of marijuana.

Yo im bloofed af

by wall dough April 22, 2015

bloofing

Farting in your partner's mouth while engaging in sex. Usually oral.

I was giving my bf a bj and he was bloofing me.

by Arazmo December 4, 2018

bloof

Something said as an after thought, either approving of something or not agreeing. Also used to show surprise, or mock somebody/something.

Has developed into many different variations (such as bloofies, bloofers, doosh, blam) in order to fit into context or to include variety.

Example 1:

Matt: Is this? (pointing to 24 pack of good beer he just bought)

Shawn: Bloof!

Matt: Is this!? (pointing to a micro brew keg)

Shawn: Bloofers!

Example 2:

*at the bar...an ex girlfriend walks in...*

Matt: Blam.

Shawn: What?

Matt: My ex just walked in dude!

Shawn: Ba-blam! Let's bounce.

by rockstar myers October 27, 2011

bloof

v. To explode romantically

n. A romantic explosion

My computer short-circuited when I bloofed all over the keyboard.

by jew_swoggle May 7, 2009

bloof

Something that you have desire for.

I really have a bloof for some ice cream right now.

by nahbruh48 April 6, 2019