Bloof is a communal and exclusive term amongst selected individuals to express a variety of emotions, concern, disgust, and appreciation for certain observations and familiarities.
That shit was fuckin' bloof.
That kickflip was bloof guy!
I can't believe we had to write that exam today, that was bloof!
by sygmatik October 26, 2010
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a lethargic good for nothing piece of rock that just takes up space; if punched in the belly, multi-flavored jolly ranchers pop out of his mouth. What a treat!
I'm thirty but I don't have money on me to buy a drink. Maybe if I bloofed this soda machine, goodies will pop out.

Every girl wants to marry a good boy. Make sure to study hard so you don't end up with a Bloof.
by e_e August 30, 2006
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Getting a blow job while smoking marijuana.
A bloof is lighting up while a person is sucking on your dick.
by Chode Muffin November 27, 2010
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The sound of a mediocre impact. Unlike a large impact sound, BOOM! KAPOW! etc., that might have a flash of light or mushroom cloud with it. Unlike a small impact sound like Thud, or Poof, that might raise a little dust, Bloof is in the middle.
The meteor ripped through the sky, men wailed in anguish at their impending doom, women sardonically sipped their coffees, wines, and vodkas, while encouraging children to enjoy the light show. Smaller the meteor became until it impacted in Skunkypoo Swamp with a less than resounding... bloof.
by CascadiaSnow August 4, 2020
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Meaning weed; can be used as a noun, adjective, verb, or adverb.
Noun: We gotta get some bloof bro.
Adjective: Can’t do shit I’m totally bloofed.
Verb: Hey man I’m bloofing right now.
Adverb: Her eyes were so bloofy after smoking that j.
by MrMeeseekz February 26, 2023
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bloof: \blüf\ n - An extemporaneous missive posted on the internet, composed by an inebriated author.
After reading Datter's latest bloof, I'm getting worried about his liver!
by syke August 30, 2005
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A bloof is one of the "popular" kids. The kind of kids who think that every one likes them. The boys are typically really good looking and confident and always flip their hair. The girls are usually "hot" and get all the guys with their bodies, confidence, and large amounts of make-up.
"Whoa! Regina George is a totaaaall bloof, she gets all the guys and wears a ton of make-up!"

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Bloof- "Ahh! I dropped my pencil!" (Bends over right in front of bloof boy)
Bloof Boy- "Wow, that is one nice piece of booty! Do you wanna go out and make bloof children?!" (Boy flips hair)
Bloof- "Right now? Sure!"
by bloofbuster July 10, 2010
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