Bloof 

Bloof is a communal and exclusive term amongst selected individuals to express a variety of emotions, concern, disgust, and appreciation for certain observations and familiarities.

That shit was fuckin' bloof.
That kickflip was bloof guy!
I can't believe we had to write that exam today, that was bloof!

Bloof by sygmatik October 26, 2010

bloof 

Something said as an after thought, either approving of something or not agreeing. Also used to show surprise, or mock somebody/something.

Has developed into many different variations (such as bloofies, bloofers, doosh, blam) in order to fit into context or to include variety.

Example 1:

Matt: Is this? (pointing to 24 pack of good beer he just bought)

Shawn: Bloof!

Matt: Is this!? (pointing to a micro brew keg)

Shawn: Bloofers!

Example 2:

*at the bar...an ex girlfriend walks in...*

Matt: Blam.

Shawn: What?

Matt: My ex just walked in dude!

Shawn: Ba-blam! Let's bounce.

bloof by rockstar myers October 27, 2011

Bloof 

a lethargic good for nothing piece of rock that just takes up space; if punched in the belly, multi-flavored jolly ranchers pop out of his mouth. What a treat!

I'm thirty but I don't have money on me to buy a drink. Maybe if I bloofed this soda machine, goodies will pop out.

Every girl wants to marry a good boy. Make sure to study hard so you don't end up with a Bloof.

Bloof by e_e August 30, 2006

Bloof 

Getting a blow job while smoking marijuana.

A bloof is lighting up while a person is sucking on your dick.

Bloof by Chode Muffin November 29, 2010

bloof 

v. To explode romantically

n. A romantic explosion

My computer short-circuited when I bloofed all over the keyboard.

bloof by jew_swoggle May 8, 2009

Bloof 

The sound of a mediocre impact. Unlike a large impact sound, BOOM! KAPOW! etc., that might have a flash of light or mushroom cloud with it. Unlike a small impact sound like Thud, or Poof, that might raise a little dust, Bloof is in the middle.

The meteor ripped through the sky, men wailed in anguish at their impending doom, women sardonically sipped their coffees, wines, and vodkas, while encouraging children to enjoy the light show. Smaller the meteor became until it impacted in Skunkypoo Swamp with a less than resounding... bloof.

Bloof by CascadiaSnow August 3, 2020

bloof 

Something that you have desire for.

I really have a bloof for some ice cream right now.

bloof by nahbruh48 April 6, 2019