Verb - When one sits or lies down staring blankly at a screen for days on end, and only ever gets up to eat and pee.
1 - I was planning on being productive this holiday but I just ended up blobbing.

2 - I blob a lot, don't judge me.
by IamPANDAMAN September 02, 2016

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To fill a ton of condoms with water, then place them all on a person's front lawn or porch in the middle of the night.
Are we gonna Blob Tom's house? He deserves it for being a total douche.
by pierro66 December 06, 2010

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a disporportioned person
Becky, what a blob!
by who are we? February 05, 2010

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A person who is a bit fat but can tank (barge) through crowds of people and can body slam people out the way while his friends push him forward as fast as possible.
Guy1: quick move a blob is coming.
Guy2: shit am gona get tanked.
Or
Guy1: hey blob come here, il help you tank through these people
Blob: sure.
<proceeds to tank (barge) everyone out the way>
by SomeKidYouDon'tKnow August 12, 2011

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To "go". To travel to a place.
Do you want to blob to the movies with me?
by Be a knife October 18, 2010

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Verb meaning complete relaxation (usually in the afternoon but possibly spanning all day) without any sense of guilt due to lack of mandatory things to do
I blobbed myself all day today! Watched Desperate Housewives, ate chocolate and cooked some Nigella-food and ATE IT. T'was epicdary!
by (One). August 16, 2010

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A less pompous version of the word blog.
Jeremy writes a blob because his essays are so well researched and long that they can't be inserted onto a chat board. They deserve a collecting bin of their own.
by definitionofbear August 07, 2010

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