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To be extremely drunk, heavily intoxicated, hammered, shitfaced, blitzed, inebriated, wasted, smashed, blasted, etc.
Jamal: hey, what are you doing tonight?
Ray: I'm going to the bar & getting completely blobbed.
Jamal: awesome, can I get blobbed with you?
by Fard23 February 15, 2013

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The act of an organism seeking indiscriminate growth to consume any and all entities, through an inelegant, unstructured and all-consuming growth; ultimately resulting in an inflated, hazardous supraorganism which forms ever more limbs that go on to perpetuate the process

Originating in the horrors of 60's science fiction and experiecing a resurgance in projects across the world through otherwise well intentioned project managers today.
He didn't know what exactly he was doing or how... but darn it that wasn't going to stop him from throwing everything he had at the project, and making dam sure that as much of the project as possible fell under his responsibility as possible.

With every passing day, he did more and more... he wiggled his arms left and right... darn it he worked day and night! but still it wasn't enough. he didn't know why he was doing it, or maybe even that he was at all. Chaos followed him everywhere, and with each day the madness grew along with the size of his own portfolio. devisitation was everywhere. and still it grew.

It took so long for anyone to realise what had happened that it was too late to stop it...

the day came though that we all know beyond a shadow of a doubt. it had happened. and the process was no where near done.

he'd blobbed

heaven help us all
by Biz_Xformationer March 02, 2017

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From the verb: 'to blob.' It is the action of cancelling ones plans at the last minute, generally leaving the other people in the lurch.
Hey, Susan totally blobbed on our trip to the mall.
by hel hel August 17, 2010

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